Father 'the money was always just 'resting in his account' Ted, the chain-smoking man of cloth, his old drunk parochial house-mate Father Jack and his younger, spider-baby-loving, simpleton protégé Father Dougal McGuire were pretty much the worst priests ever.

 Sweet set of 3 foil engraved pencils featuring slogans inspired by Father Ted. Pencils feature the following slogans: DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!, I KICKED BISHOP BRENNAN UP THE ARSE and CAREFUL NOW.

Pencil colour will be random and may differ from the photo. Possible colours include a mixture of pink, black, natural wood, green, orange, yellow, red or blue.